LSD! No bath salts! No wait some drug!!! What do you mean?!?!

I saw this one coming from 55 a and half miles out. The “south beach cannibal” (not to be confused with the south beach diet) didn’t have “bath salts” in his system nor any other drug.

The media first sent out the test balloon that LSD was the culprit, which the thinking man or woman should immediately realize was total and utter bullshit. When that wasn’t working they told you it was bath salts. The bath salt accusation seemed plausible, because people have been known in the past to engage in some crazy shenanigans on meth. Now that bath salts have been ruled out, tell me what made this man chew the flesh off another man’s face?


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