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“Elaborate Hoax”

I came across the following article tonight about Roger Ebert, and what he said before he died to his wife.  Here is the link, and the excerpt.

“The one thing people might be surprised about—Roger said that he didn’t know if he could believe in God. He had his doubts. But toward the end, something really interesting happened. That week before Roger passed away, I would see him and he would talk about having visited this other place. I thought he was hallucinating. I thought they were giving him too much medication. But the day before he passed away, he wrote me a note: “This is all an elaborate hoax.” I asked him, “What’s a hoax?” And he was talking about this world, this place. He said it was all an illusion. I thought he was just confused. But he was not confused. He wasn’t visiting heaven, not the way we think of heaven. He described it as a vastness that you can’t even imagine. It was a place where the past, present, and future were happening all at once.” Continue reading “Elaborate Hoax”

LSD! No bath salts! No wait some drug!!! What do you mean?!?!

I saw this one coming from 55 a and half miles out. The “south beach cannibal” (not to be confused with the south beach diet) didn’t have “bath salts” in his system nor any other drug.

The media first sent out the test balloon that LSD was the culprit, which the thinking man or woman should immediately realize was total and utter bullshit. When that wasn’t working they told you it was bath salts. The bath salt accusation seemed plausible, because people have been known in the past to engage in some crazy shenanigans on meth. Now that bath salts have been ruled out, tell me what made this man chew the flesh off another man’s face?


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